From the CL Vaults 5

The challenge: find a catchy ad of 100 words or less. Success!!

Seeking a Smoocher. NOT a Moocher - 20's

You don't need me to buy you food or drinks or gifts out of obligation. You can do that for yourself.
You do need me to kiss you. Trying to do that yourself just looks weird.
Me: 5'7, fit. fun, with the cushiest lips you've ever put a pucker on.
You: Eqivalent.
We: KAPOW!
Write me back and let the osculation begin.


And this slightly beat-poem-ish ad:


Gin and platonic or Scotch and sofa - 20's

this is fairly simple...

Anais Nin look look looking for her Antonio Artaud...

sans those couple years in the insane asylum...

that probably isn't the best thing to put on here.

hummmmm...

i'm funny or witty
playful and sweet
i like walks and pubs
and beer
i'm quitting smoking
i wear skirts and high heels to work
i don't know that i like my job
particulary
i'm a bit eccentric and expect the same
i read a lot
i'm passionate
i love music

you
are
lonely/depressed/lost

or

just a witty good looking smart passionate guy who reads a lot and wants to lay in fresh cut grass with me looking at the poetry in clouds...

Uhhh, o.k. 122 words or less...